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OVER IT

hi, i'm shirley

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sometimes I say things but mostly I don't.

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr social justice: spreading the world apart instead of bringing us together, one group at a time.


"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  — Aubrey Plaza

"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  Aubrey Plaza

swagmage420:

cristalconnors:

"Su-sein…McSweeney…he say…"

Defining moment of this gen 2k10

❝There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.❞

—Jonathan Safran Foer (via brotherstories)

trinandtonic:

hexabeast:

alleecat2:

the-bucky-barnes:

My cat loves when we play CAH because she squeezes into the box and becomes some kind of monorail…

Cats Against Humanity

THe biggest, blackest cat

Cards Against Humankitty

necrophilofthefuture:

ok yes I see what you’re doing but why

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

corgisandboobs:

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mk