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hi, i'm shirley
play this at my funeral so that the world will know how i lived
This photo of Shaq with a seal is everything I’ve ever wanted.
I got shit to do
today was a really shitty day
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain this
Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights
thank you car side of tumblr
that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely
so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”
because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?
this is the best thing I’ve ever heard